Roodulph zee Red-Nused Intree-a

I erreefed seffely in Stuckhulm tudey. Effter getteeng 4 huoors ooff sleep beffure-a zee Berkstuck rued treep, getteeng nu mure-a thun 4 huoors iech neeght in Nebreska, und nut sleepeeng et ell oon zee fleeght, I ves ixhoosted. Heeltun deedn't hefe-a a ruum efeeeleble-a vhee I gut zeere-a, boot zee muneger ves tutelly cuul und hed sume-a breekffest sent up tu zee ber vhere-a I ves veeeting. Oonce-a my ruum ves reedy, I creshed fur a shurt nep (6 huoors). My meend vesn't reelly fooncshuneeng pruperly und I ves sterteeng tu shoot doon, su it felt reeeeeellllllllllly guud.

Oonce-a zee soon vent doon eruoond 9:30pm, I heeded oooot tu Oold Toon Stuckhulm fur deenner. Oold Toon is a leettle-a islund in betveee zee meeen perts ooff Stuckhulm und is oonly a foo blucks frum zee Heeltun. Pretty neece-a luceshun ectooelly. I inded up et Glenffeeddich Verehuoose-a 68 vhere-a zeey serfe-a Glenffeeddich oooot ooff vuud berrels veet a ledle-a. My meeen cuoorse-a ves a medeeoom rere-a reeendeer tenderlueen. Thees ves zee must tender coot ooff meet I'fe-a ifer hed in my inture-a leeffe-a. Cuuked perffectly und serfed veet a putetu ceke-a oon zee seede-a, I veshed it doon veet a lucel stuoot.

I leeke-a Stuckhulm.
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